Eating shoes and emergency poop

I got very bored today and ate some stuff, like paper and an envelope and part of Mommy's shoe.

The part of the shoe I ate is not something you are supposed to eat. It's a squashy thing that goes inside and helps Mommy's feet feel happy when she walks.

I didn't eat a lot of the shoe. Just part. But now I have a tummy ache and emergency poop. That means that when I have to go outside to poop I have to go out fast. It's not a code red emergency. But it's close.

So you should know that if you are going to eat shoes, you probably are going to have emergency poop. So stay near the potty. Just in case.

Love,
Bandit

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