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| Riding around in the cemetery in the rain is about as much fun as sitting in the driveway in the car in the rain. BORING. |
Today was a day called No Fair To Bandit Day.
First, Mommy said, "Hey, Bandit! Let's go for an adventure in the cemetery!" She wanted to look for a funny headstone she saw once and forgot to take a picture of. She said it would take about twoteen seconds and then we could have a romp because it was a warm day.
Except it took about twothousandteen seconds and she didn't find it and it started raining and raining and raining and we couldn't go for a walk. So I rode around in the car and got bored out of my whiskers and didn't get to walk for one inch or pee on one single tree.
Boo on that.
Then later when the rain stopped Mommy said, "Let's try walks again! Bailey gets to go first because she didn't get a car ride." Haha, like riding in the car is a big prize. Not much, Mommy.
So Bailey and Mommy went to the other cemetery and did a walk and came home. Then me and Mommy got in the car and drove to the cemetery.
And guess what? It started raining again!
Mommy said, "Oh, it's only sprinkling a few sprinkles so let's walk." Except we walked and walked and it sprinkled more sprinkles until it was making giant raindrops on our heads and we were wet through our fur and coats.
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| This is what it looks like when your Mommy makes you walk in the rain. Boo on that, Mommy. |
It was not a fun walk.
So I had to ride around in the boring car and take a walk in the big rain. It was not a fair day to be me.
But then I got invited to a wedding for my friend Dexter! He is marrying his girlfriend. Dexter is a dog. So is his girlfriend.She does not have cooties. I will tell you about that fun wedding on another day.
Love
BANDIT!!!!!!!
5 comments:
LMAO - Dexter got a mention and we love Bandit and his mama is pretty damned awesome, too. Just sayin!
Bandit - why does everyone think us doggies likes riding in cars? I does not like this either. I like it whens I gets to AGILITY or my DOG CLASS where i gets to show everyone how SMART i am. But the car is borrring!!!!! You just sits there. Big deal.
that was from Grace Sheltie
Dear Carol, I have bad news. I am not going to be able to come to Dexter's wedding because the dogmobile has a leak and our bank account has a bigger leak. Boo on that. But we think you guys are the awesomest, too!!!
Love BANDIT!!!
Dear Grace Sheltie,
Sometimes I like to ride in the car because I get to put my head out the window and sniff stuff and eat stale french fries from under that seats. But that only lasts about twoteen minutes and then ... BORING. My friend Hermione has a new brother who barfs when he rides in the car. That's no fun either. I think people just think we like to do whatever they like to do. They are wrong.
Love
BANDIT!!
PS I don't get to go to agility and that is not fair. Boo.
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