Mommy got the best Christmas present ever!

Flow and Brigtte, who are the mommies of our pals Kona and Killian (who we can't bark at through the fence anymore; boo), gave our Mommy THE BEST present ever.

They took stuff from my blog and turned it into a super fantastic beautiful book!!

Mommy almost cried when she saw it, because she knows how much time it took to make it and because she isn't as good a friend as she should be to deserve this great gift.

But me and Scout love it because we published a book!! Maybe we will do on a book tour on our street.

Kona and Killian have the best mommies. They are super smart and talented and are nicer than any other dog mommies we know.

Merry Christmas!!

Love Bandit, who is now a published author


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Eating shoes and emergency poop

I got very bored today and ate some stuff, like paper and an envelope and part of Mommy's shoe.

The part of the shoe I ate is not something you are supposed to eat. It's a squashy thing that goes inside and helps Mommy's feet feel happy when she walks.

I didn't eat a lot of the shoe. Just part. But now I have a tummy ache and emergency poop. That means that when I have to go outside to poop I have to go out fast. It's not a code red emergency. But it's close.

So you should know that if you are going to eat shoes, you probably are going to have emergency poop. So stay near the potty. Just in case.

Love,
Bandit

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We got a Christmas tree

Hurry up, Daddy! We're ready to go get a tree!

Mommy and Daddy and Scout and me went to Mr. Swagler's today to get a Christmas tree. Yay! That means Santa is coming soon!

Daddy and us dogs at Mr. Swagler's.

I sat nice for a picture.

Scout likes to bury his whole head under the snow!

Me and Scout were really good. We only peed on one or two trees. And the tree man didn't even care! He said, "It's not the first time" and told us that his dogs pee on everything, too. Hahahaha!!

Daddy stuffed the tree in the truck and then stuffed us dogs in there with it.

Hmm. Smells like Christmas!

Then we went home and put it in a tree holder with water and Mommy puts lots of twinkly lights on it. If you turn off all of the lights, it's nice to sit and look at the pretty Christmas tree.

OK, Santa! We're ready!!

Love,
BANDIT!!!

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Mommy takes a picture of the ghost puppy

Mommy's new camera is a super camera. It took a picture of the ghost puppy! The ghost puppy was busy taking toys out of the toy basket.

See! Everything is not always my fault!!

Love,
BANDIT!!!

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The ghost puppy pees on Mommy's leg

So me and Scout and Mommy went to the park the other day to romp in the snow. Our new pal Devo was there with his mommy.

While the mommies were talking, us dogs were romping, and someone sneaked up behind Mommy and went potty on her leg.

She didn't feel it because she had on fortyleven pairs of pants. But Devo's mommy said, "Oops, someone peed on your leg. It wasn't Devo but I don't know which other dog did it."

You know who got blamed.

I don't remember peeing on Mommy's leg. I think it was the ghost puppy again.

Love
Bandit, who gets blamed for everything


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Bandit gets snow for his birthday

This is how much snow we had in our driveway yesterday.

We smooshed it all down and used it all up.

Yesterday was my birthday. I turned Terrible Two years old. We didn't have a party or a cake. But Mommy took us to the park to romp and we played with our pal Devo. There was a lot of snow and we romped and romped. Snow is like a super present!

Then later that night Mommy made caramel popcorn and let me and Scout be the official tasters. There was popcorn flying out of the popcorn machine and every time Mommy stirred the popcorn in the oven it jumped out on the floor and me and Scout ate it up. So that was like a party!

This is how much snow we had in our yard this morning!

We used up most of it, too.

We went to the park again today. It was a different park, There is A LOT more snow at this park. Up to our chins! I romped and romped and me and Scout chased snowballs. Mommy said I am getting to be a really bossy naughty dog because I bite my brother a lot. I have to work on that.

This is how much snow was at the park today.

It was up to our chins! And no one had used any of it!! Snow!

But the snow is so exciting I can't help myself! I want it all to myself!!

Snow! Snow! Snow!!

Mommy thinks that playing in the snow will wear me and Scout out and we'll take a nap. HAHAHAHA, Mommy! You're so funny. We just want more! More snow!!

Love
Bandit

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How not to wake up your mommy

Just in case you didn't know, you are not supposed to use your teeth to tell your mommy you love her. Or give her a head butt in her eyeball. Or bark in her ears. Or sit on her upset stomach while you scratch your ears.

Love, BANDIT!!!

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