Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dog gets lost at Mexican airport

The news reported today that a man's dog got lost at an airport in Mexico when the man was flying to Canada.

The man put his puppy, whose name is Paco, into his puppy flying crate, gave him to the airplane people, and then poof! Paco got out and ran away! Right on the runways where the planes were!

The man and all of the people from the airplane looked for Paco. But they can't find him. Paco is missing in Mexico.

Poor puppy's daddy. He probably misses Paco a lot.

I bet that what happened is that Paco decided he didn't want to get stuffed into a box and packed in the stinky, noisy part of the airplane with the suitcases. So he opened up his crate and ran like the wind.

I wouldn't want to ride on the stinky part of the plane either. I would want to sit with Mommy in a regular seat and talk to the flight attendant and eat free peanuts and magazines and look out the window.

And I would not want to fly to Canada. I watch "Deadliest Catch." And I watched the Winter Olympics. I know how cold it is in Canada. Brrr. It is not a fun place for a little puppy, especially one without a lot of fur.

Maybe Paco met a girl puppy while he was on vacation in Mexico and he decided to stay with her instead of going back to Canada. Paco and his girlfriend are probably sitting on the beach lapping barkaritas and eating nachos.

They should send Paco's daddy a postcard so he knows his puppy is A-OK.

Adios,
Bandit

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Monday, April 26, 2010

Man tries to sell kids on Craigslist

This weekend a man was arrested because he tried to sell his children on Craigslist. The man put up an ad that said you could buy his kids and use them as "child slaves and footstools."

Someone saw the ad on Craigslist and called the police. They arrested the bad man. He told the police Hey, it was all just a joke, haha!

No, Mr. Bad Man, it is not a joke. Do you know why? Because every day lots of little kids get sold just like you were pretending to do with your kids! And they really do get sold to people who use them for slaves.

The police said that they believe he was joking but they were mad because they had to spend all that time making sure his children were safe when they could have been out catching even badder guys.

The man got a ticket and has to go to court. I think he should get a big giant bite on the leg from a police dog.

Just in case you didn't know, you are not supposed to sell your kids. You are supposed to love your children and protect them and not make jokes out of having bad stuff happen to them. Because that kind of bad stuff really does happen to kids.

Love
Bandit

PS: Here is a real story you can read about a real girl who was a slave ... in America.

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