Bo Obama does get to ride on Air Force One!

Hey Bo! How are you doing, paw pal?

I just read a news story about how you got to ride on Air Force One and how you ran away from your daddy the President and made a break for the back of the plane and surprised all of the reporters.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious! You and me would have some fun times together.

But if you really want to get away, you have to run when you're off the plane. Like Paco, the dog who ran away in Mexico and is living it up with his Mexican senorita puppy. If you run while you're still on the plane you'll only get as far as the bathroom.

But you have to be careful. John Travolta's dogs got killed at the airport last week. So watch out for wheels when you get ready to run.

The article also said that you had a barking match with the Secret Service K9 dog. Just in case you didn't know, K9 dogs are not friendly.

Daddy's friend Cuyler has a K9 police dog (and his name is Bandit, too). I met the other Bandit once. He is all work, no play. And he is a tough dog. He got half his ear bit off in a fight this week. I don't know if the Secret Service dogs are as scary as the police dogs, but if I were you I'd stay away from them. Just in case.

Anyway, have fun on Air Force One! Shed all over and chew up some seats!

Make sure the flight attendant gives you some wings for your collar. And get some extra peanuts, too. Just in case you get hungry later.

Bark to you later!
Your pal,
BANDIT!!!

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Dog gets lost at Mexican airport

The news reported today that a man's dog got lost at an airport in Mexico when the man was flying to Canada.

The man put his puppy, whose name is Paco, into his puppy flying crate, gave him to the airplane people, and then poof! Paco got out and ran away! Right on the runways where the planes were!

The man and all of the people from the airplane looked for Paco. But they can't find him. Paco is missing in Mexico.

Poor puppy's daddy. He probably misses Paco a lot.

I bet that what happened is that Paco decided he didn't want to get stuffed into a box and packed in the stinky, noisy part of the airplane with the suitcases. So he opened up his crate and ran like the wind.

I wouldn't want to ride on the stinky part of the plane either. I would want to sit with Mommy in a regular seat and talk to the flight attendant and eat free peanuts and magazines and look out the window.

And I would not want to fly to Canada. I watch "Deadliest Catch." And I watched the Winter Olympics. I know how cold it is in Canada. Brrr. It is not a fun place for a little puppy, especially one without a lot of fur.

Maybe Paco met a girl puppy while he was on vacation in Mexico and he decided to stay with her instead of going back to Canada. Paco and his girlfriend are probably sitting on the beach lapping barkaritas and eating nachos.

They should send Paco's daddy a postcard so he knows his puppy is A-OK.

Adios,
Bandit

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