Guess what? Mommy just called a place called the grass farm to see if they can sell us some grass!
There is a farm where they grow grass? That's silly! What do they feed to it to make it grow? Cows? hahahaha!!!!
Guess what else? It's cheaper than the seed the Grass Guy wants to plant, and even better, me and Scout don't have to stay off of it for 6 weeks!! We would have grass right away!
So Mommy and Daddy might go get some grass from the farm instead of planting grass seeds and waiting for them to grow.
I wonder how the farmer herds the grass up? Are there Border collies who run around a patch and say, "OK, stupid grass, get in the truck!"
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