Mommy has grounded Bandit from the computer. Not only did he bite the mailman and cause her a big giant headache today, he peed in her office. Then he did his usual stealing stuff from the stove and kitchen sink and then running around with papers from her desk.
So she said ENOUGH! And sent him to his crate for a while. Then she said if he can't behave, he can't blog.
Bandit is sad and promised to be good. Mommy said she'd see tomorrow if he can write again.
So for now I thought I'd tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a bad dog named Bandit and a good dog named Scout. Mommy loved them both even though the bad dog made her head ache and her eye twitch. The End.
Your pal,
Scout (the GOOD dog!)
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2 comments:
I laughed out loud at this one. Aaahhhh the joys of being the good puppy, right Scout?
Robbi, I am not having a good week. Between the mailman and someone peeing in the house, I've been in trouble every day. Tell Henrietta I might run away and come and visit. Do you have mailmen in Arizona?
Love
Bandit
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